excuse me i need your leg
came in like a wrecking ball
me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here
Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODEDI’m in college
I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
Look I know everyone is excited for Halloween because of all the movies like Hocus Pocus and Halloween Town. But what about my moTHAFUCKIN MOVIE SCARY GODMOTHER
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.